Married Couples: On Building and Maintaining Healthy Relationships

 

 

Anon.

H/T. Dave the Differentator

A woman and a man are lying in bed next to each other when her phone rings.

She picks up, the man looks over at her and listens.

She is speaking in a cheery voice, “Hi, I’m so glad you called. Really?

That’s wonderful.


I’m so happy for you.

That sounds terrific. Great! Thanks. Okay. Bye.”

She hangs up, and the man asks, “Who was that?” “Oh, she replies, “that was my husband telling me about the great time he’s having on his golf trip with you.”

 

 

Special Package deal for Businessmen

 

An Airline introduced a special package for Business men.

 

Buy your ticket, get your wife’s ticket free.

After great success, the company sent letters to all the wives asking how was the trip.

All of them gave the same reply…”What trip?”

 

 

New SIM to Surprise Her Husband

 

 A woman buys a new Sim Card.

Puts it in her phone and decides to surprise her husband who is seated on the couch in the living room.

She goes to the kitchen, calls her husband with the new number:

“Hello, Darling.”

The husband responds in a low tone: 

 

“Let me call you back later Honey, my wife is in the kitchen.

 

 

Cool Message by a Wife

Dear Mother-in-law,

“Don’t teach me how to handle my children, I’m living with one of yours & he needs a lot of improvement”

 

Throwing Knives at Wife’s Picture 

Husband was throwing knives at his wife’s picture.
All the knives were missing the target!

Suddenly he received a call from her “Hi, what are you

doing?”

 

His honest reply, “MISSING YOU.”

 

Habit of Talking in Sleep

A lady to  her doctor: My husband has a habit of talking in his sleep!

What should I give him to cure it?

 

Dr: Give him an opportunity to speak when he is awake.

Your Husband Needs Rest 

Doctor: Madam, your husband needs rest and peace,so here are some sleeping pills.

Wife: Doc, when should I give them to him?

Doctor: They are for you!

 

THE END

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