By Jim Campbell,
September 1st, 2017
Seriously, we have now come to a point where those who call themselves Americans will protest virtually anything.
It’s well past time we fought back by calling out these simpletons and protesting their protests.
No need to bring base ball bats, come heavily armed so we can send a proper message.
Punished in pink: Phoenix’s new chain gang of drunk drivers will perform burials of people who died of alcohol abuse, according to the Maricopa County Sheriff’s Department.
The pardon granted to former Maricopa County AZ Sheriff Joe Arpaio by President Trump has ignited a firestorm of anger from Progressives, who believe the former Sheriff should be executed for being white.
(Not a future rocket scientist among them.)
The visual icon of the newly formed Movement To Kill Sheriff Joe’s Old White Ass will be the infamous Pink Panties issued to inmates in the former sheriff’s Arizona “Tent City” jail.
MTKSJOWA protesters will all don the pink unders (in their own stylish and creative ways!) to signal their collective outrage at the blatantly racist symbolism of forcing people of color to wear under-garments hued like a white woman’s labiatus vulvatimus.
This came to us via vigilant reader and dedicated citizen CEB (nom de plume).
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“They’re visually definitive, like the Pussy Hats yes, but ours have an opening in front so it’s easy to put your face through.
People are wearing them in lots of different ways, which only proves we’re so much more clever and creative at stuff like this.”
Then that other shoe drops…
THE END
JCscuba
Jim Campbell's 
Trump gets it – treat convicted criminals as criminals. These are bad guys and there is not any rational reason to provide them benefits or privileges. Make them all do hard labor – build roads and then pay them but have their earnings all go to the victims and families of their crimes.
Next step would be to execute all Death Row inmates and complete the sentence. The savings in space and maintenance would be substantial and is justified. A life sentence should result in the end of the criminal’s life not a luxury prison with benefits.
The criminal world needs to be placed on notice – Criminals get treated as Criminals!
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Well said and in Arizona, Sheriff Joe loved pink underwear for men felons who happened to be male.
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