An Amazing Discovery – Culturally Speaking – We’re All Adults Here

O.K. ladies don’t go all self-righteous on me remember when you kept your little toys that went buzz?

 

From the depths of my twisted mind, I offer you this.

The owners of this booming enterprise have promised a complementary line for women.

Christmas is coming so be nice to him if you hope to get him to buy one of your own.

You both know you are tired of each other, give each other a break.

 

For those who have no friends and just want someone to come home to and converse, this promises to be a hot seller.

 

 

Earl of Taint

  • Of course, my personal song fits in with all of this pathology. (Source)

As I googled for a picture of a “love doll” (for possible use in support of an important news report I’ll likely be filing maybe later), what I expected was something like what we called “Judy Dolls” back in the day.

The incredibly fake, inflatable things with the donut hole mouth and conical ‘breasts.’

But wow…my goodness there’s an entire universe of makers and sellers and collectors of extremely life-like dolls out there.

If you are unsure about your own sexuality or easily offended, you have been warned.

Stop, don’t go any further!

You heard me, that means you!

 

And they are made intentionally and on purpose to serve as sex dolls.

Anatomically correct with generous capacity in all 3 preferred locations – and never any complaints, never any tears! No

The incredibly fake, inflatable things with the donut hole mouth and conical ‘breasts’. 

 

 

But wow…my goodness there’s an entire universe of makers and sellers and collectors of extremely life-like dolls out there. And they are made intentionally and on purpose to serve as sex dolls. Anatomically correct with generous capacity in all 3 preferred locations – and never any complaints, never any tears! No

But wow…my goodness there’s an entire universe of makers and sellers and collectors of extremely life-like dolls out there. And they are made intentionally and on purpose to serve as sex dolls. Anatomically correct with generous capacity in all 3 preferred locations – and never any complaints, never any tears! No

And they are made intentionally and on purpose to serve as sex dolls.

Anatomically correct with generous capacity in all 3 preferred locations, and never any complaints, never any tears!

They remain youthful, silently submissive and mindlessly willing – forever…

The incredibly fake, inflatable things with the donut hole mouth and conical ‘breasts.’ But wow…my goodness there’s an entire universe of makers and sellers and collectors of extremely life-like dolls out there. And they are made intentionally and on purpose to serve as sex dolls. Anatomically correct with generous capacity in all 3 preferred locations – and never any complaints, never any tears!

But wow…my goodness there’s an entire universe of makers and sellers and collectors of extremely life-like dolls out there. And they are made intentionally and on purpose to serve as sex dolls. Anatomically correct with generous capacity in all 3 preferred locations – and never any complaints, never any tears!

And they are made intentionally and on purpose to serve as sex dolls. Anatomically correct with generous capacity in all 3 preferred locations, and never any complaints, never any tears!

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Oh Oh, this just in from North Korea

What in the world would this site be without the images from Earl of Taint?

 

The man is a serious graphic artist with a brain that seems to travel at 1 million m.p.h.

His snark goes so well with our snark, thank’s Earl, you are the best.

 

April 23, 2017

We just knew they were all fakes…

bogus

Some of these recipes fit the currently popular “Paleo” diets perfectly:

cookbook

My youngest brought these home from school on Book Days. Pretty funny stuff if you’re 9. Or stuck on 9, like me.

kim jong underpants

Big ones below still fake.

 
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Fearless Girl takes her icy stare on the road

 

Al Goodwyn of Washington, DC and Jeff Newman of South Carolina bring you their blog, Confederacy of Drones. 

 

They expose the bias, hyperbole, and outright lies that prey on the gullible, the lazy, and the gimme-free-stuff sucklers. 

And they often try to do it with a sense of humor.

How did they come up with the name Confederacy of Drones? 

The confederacy of drones is the mindless segment of the population that blindly accepts the media, allows others to do their thinking and worships at the celebrity alter.

This is a great site, the reader will enjoy it.  Click Here.

Confederacy of Drones

April 22, 2017

Fearless Girl has gotten a little cocky since she stood up to the Wall Street bull, that symbol of financial optimism and prosperity.

So brash in fact, that she’s graduated from turning this bull into a steer and now takes her intimidation on the road. Her search for other icons that she can threaten with her icy stare and bravado is taking her on a
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Her search for other icons that she can threaten with her icy stare and bravado is taking her on a worldwide excursion.

We’ve captured the best moments in this photo essay as FG traveled the globe.

 

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Why can’t the Clintons just go away?

 

 

Since losing the most winnable presidential election in modern American history, Hillary Clinton has, among other things: given a series of high-profile speeches, joined Gov. Cuomo at his public unveiling of tuition-free college, refused to rule out a run for mayor of New York and issued an online video message exhorting fellow Democrats to fight on in her name.

“The challenges we face,” she said, “as a country and a party, are real.”

Clearly, Hillary still sees herself as the leader of the Democratic Party.

And why shouldn’t she? Democrats have been locked in an abusive relationship with the Clintons for decades, enabling, explaining, convincing themselves that next time will be different.

Party faithful hew to Hillary’s excuses for losing to Donald Trump: It’s James Comey’s fault, plus the Russians, white supremacists, misogynists, the deplorables and immobilized millennials, among other things.

Her losses in 2008 and 2016 have been framed as things that happened to Hillary — not one, but two Black Swan events that stymied her historic destiny.

How is it that Democrats have fealty here, let alone sympathy?

How is it that Hillary routinely walks into standing ovations at Broadway theaters? BECAUSE NEW YORK VOTERS ARE BEYOND STUPID

Where is the realization that Hillary is to blame or the rational rejection of a two-time loser?

Any debate about what happened last November ends with Tuesday’s publication of “Shattered: Inside Hillary Clinton’s Doomed Campaign.” Journalists Jonathan Allen and Amie Parnes spent the past two years talking to Hillary’s most trusted advisers, and what emerges is damning.

Every mistake made in her 2008 run was compounded in 2016: the paranoia, the staff infighting, the underestimation of the intra-party wild card, the self-righteousness, the failure to connect with average voters, the belief that because it was her turn the presidency would be hers.

It’s “Groundhog Day” with global consequences.Modal Trigger

According to “Shattered,” after a year spent crisscrossing the country, “Hillary still couldn’t figure out why Americans were so angry.”

Jon Favreau, Obama’s favorite speechwriter, lasted with Hillary mere weeks, quitting before she even formally announced.

She has no clear reason for running, Favreau told her staff. She has no clear vision for the country and can’t answer two simple questions: Why her, and why now?

By late 2015, Hillary told an aide she still had no idea what voters needed.

“I’m really trying to put my finger on what the electorate, the Democratic primary electorate, the broader electorate is thinking and feeling right now.”

By then, the US economy had been decimated for seven years.

Unemployment was stagnant, with 7.5 million Americans without work.

One of every 122 homes had been foreclosed. More than 33,000 Americans died as a result of the opioid epidemic. An average of 20 veterans committed suicide per day. There was no shortage of issues.

Where is the realization that Hillary is to blame or the rational rejection of a two-time loser?

Similarly, Hillary didn’t get why Bernie Sanders was resonating.

Her worst defenses kicked in, fertilized by her top aides.

“From the Clinton campaign’s perspective,” the authors write, Bernie “was getting an even easier ride from the media than Obama had in 2008.”

Hillary’s Twitter feed indicates that she’s learned nothing. She posts about social issues and identity politics through the prism of her loss.

She remains woefully out of touch and she still doesn’t get what her husband did way back in 1992: It’s the economy, stupid.

Unless deprived of oxygen, Hillary and her cohort will press on, further retarding party progress.

Stars such as Elizabeth Warren and Kirsten Gillibrand are fighting for column inches, airtime and party dominance as the Clintons stubbornly remain.

Two weeks ago, reports surfaced that Huma Abedin, long viewed by Hillary’s top aides as a major liability, is shopping a $2 million tell-all.

 

Given that the book has Hillary’s blessing, and that Abedin’s husband, Anthony Weiner, remains under federal investigation for child pornography, and that she’s still married to Anthony Weiner, who really thinks she’s going to spill anything?

It smacks of Abedin’s environment: another grubby Clinton-style cash grab, promising something she’ll never deliver.

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Chelsea Clinton, meanwhile, is reportedly being groomed for a congressional seat and this week appeared on the cover of Variety as a “Woman of Power.”

She’s never looked happier, and she’s never attempted to look so hip, outfitted in jeans, a white T-shirt and black leather jacket.

Who could she be hoping to reach?

“This is not the time to be silent or stay on the sidelines,” Chelsea said.

In true Clintonian mixed-messaging, she’s ruling out a run for office while continuing to raise her profile, offering policy-free platitudes to heartbroken Dems.

“Talk about what’s really at risk in this moment,” she said. “Raise your voice and help others raise their voices.”

It’s a version of her mother’s intransigence, the refusal to admit voters have rejected this brand twice and to act with resultant humility. According to “Shattered,” Hillary’s repeated refusal to apologize for anything, most notably the use of her private server while secretary of state, was one of her most frustrating faults.

Her closest aides kept pushing early on for a sincere apology to the American people, but Hillary remained defiant.

In fact, the only time her aides heard Hillary apologize was on election night, after her loss was indisputable.

Even then, President Obama had to urge her to concede. “Mr. President,” Hillary said, “I’m sorry.”

It’s an apology Hillary owes her supporters, who have stuck through two ostensible “sure-thing” runs for president.

And then Hillary and the would-be Clinton dynasty should do the right thing and just go — before the party, like the weary American electorate, is forced to show them the door.

 

HOPEFULLY, THE END

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SHARIA IN DELAWARE: State Senate Opens With Muslim Prayer, Then Imam Picks His Nose During Pledge of Allegiance

The State Senate in Delaware opened with an Islamic prayer recently and instead of the Imam participating in the Pledge of Allegiance with his hand over his heart, he decided it was a good time to pick his nose.

Please consider watching the short video below.

Praying against America in our own House.

The  progressives in America who sympathize with all the anti-American sentiment of every flavor being purposefully escorted and allowed onto US soil is for the purpose of subverting US Constitution, diluting our culture via no assimilation.

Women have joined the jihad often participating as suicide bombers. (Source: U.S. Army War College)

They all come to change the country for the Globalists and if the Muslims get a cut at the accomplished goal someday, Shariah Law will be forced upon the sheeple.

Progressives seem to have a mental block against reality.

That being said, progressives and Islamists, covert jihadist have a great deal in common.

Totalitarian in ideology, they both seek to control.

They will both ultimately fail.

H/T to GG
Delaware online
Matthew Albright
The News Journal
April 22, 2017

 

Comments that state Sen. Dave Lawson, R-Marydel, made about Islam on the floor of the chamber Wednesday led to a rare rebuke from the chamber’s chief member and sparked a brief but fierce discussion about religious freedom.

“We just heard from the Quran, which calls for our very demise,” Lawson said after a Muslim duo gave the invocation, including a passage from their holy text.

“I fought for this country, not to be damned by someone who comes in here and prays to their God for our demise.

 I think that’s despicable.”

Lawson served in the Air Force and did a tour in Vietnam. He addressed his colleagues on the floor of the Senate.

 

This Imam is giving a prayer in Arabic which nobody in the room understands (save for Muslims) and that is the point.

He is pushing for Islamic supremacy.

He is praying for ‘Allah’ to bring Sharia law to the U.S. while the idiot liberals in the room bow their heads in prayer.

 

This isn’t the first time we have documented this type of civilization jihad.

The Imam who prayed at the Washington National Cathedral in D.C. while President Trump sat in attendance after his inauguration cursed Christians and Jews in Arabic with the opening prayer.

This is standard operating procedure.

This subversive should have been put in cuffs and immediately deported.

Syria would be a nice place to drop him, without a parachute.

 

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Media Inflamed: Normal People Highly Entertained

By Jim Campbell

April 22, 2017

 

 

The media is filled with ho’s and douche bags none perhaps as partisan as Cris “Feel the tickle up my leg,” Matthews.

 

 

Matthews clearly belongs in a rubber room and must be fired from his current position.

He represents a threat to the credibility to those who still have the balls to call themselves journalists. 

 

 

Who the hell wants it extinguished?

flaming-mediaImage by Earl

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Chris Matthews was selected to represent the self-immolating and robustly flaming Media, on account of his seniority and polling that showed the overwhelming preference of viewers to watch him set himself on fire.

Rachel Maddow polled impressive numbers also but still came in second to Chris because she’s a butch lesbian.

 

More from Earl

Famous Media Personalities Who Are Also World Class Athletes

Just a little story off the Pro Journalism newsfeed that might give pause to the prevailing notion that these people are nothing but “talking heads”.

Little Known Fact:  Chris Hayes (Catcher) currently holds the Analversal Games world record for finishing an entire 15K run, cycle and swim race without once passing his baton. 

In the Swiss Alps. In February. His stamina and capacity are legendary.

 

tops carry bottoms

Lawrence O’Donnell finished third, but is also a butch lesbian and Chris Hayes filled the four hole and is just an everyday fag.
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Charlie Daniels–An Open Letter to Politicians: You Have Completely Forgotten About We the People

It can’t be said or sung better than patriot Charlie Daniels.

Got to leave this one alone!

 

 

H/T dragon1

cnsnews.com

By Charlie Daniels

This is an open letter to Democrats, Republicans, independents, liberals, conservatives and every other ilk of politician who is elected by the votes of Americans.

 

While I realize that there are two, three or sometimes more sides to a story, and understand the importance of representing the views of the electorate that put you in office, what I simply cannot understand is the partisan intransigence that would prevent grown, mature men and women from showing the molecule of reason it takes to reach decisions based on something other than that the opposing party supports it.

And in your self-righteous zeal to toe the party line, you have completely forgotten about we the people and the welfare of the nation you’re supposed to be serving.

It’s become a game with you people. You’ve all turned into tattletales, petulant pubescent third graders, all bent on becoming teacher’s pet and doing anything it takes to garner a few more votes.

You’d rather deprive the nation of a benefit than to let the other party get the credit for passing it.

There is no loyalty among you, and you will run away from a colleague who does something unpopular before the ink on the defaming article has even dried.

You’d give citizenship to aardvarks if they could vote and say anything, accuracy and honesty be damned, and kiss a flatulent skunk’s posterior before you’d do or say anything that would make the other party look good.

I sometimes wonder how you see yourselves, as a knight on a white horse saving the nation, or as the rest of us see you, as a poorly-mounted, impotent Don Quixote charging dilapidated windmills in rusty armor.

And I wonder if any of you realize how very out of touch with what’s actually happening in the real world you are and how much that world has changed since you moved into your ivory tower, back when bell bottoms were in style.

 

See the entire article below.

 

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