Pakistani Taliban faction claims spokesman was captured in Afghanistan

This is exactly the type of article that makes me sad and weepy until I hear this song.

 

Smoke um if you got um!

He will not be missed.

One less goat fucker on the planet!

The leadership of Jamaat-ul-Ahrar is known to have ties to multiple jihadist organizations operating in the region. Omar Khalid al Khurasani, one of its top leaders, is closely linked to al Qaeda emir Ayman al Zawahiri.

Khurasani has called for the imposition of sharia law and the establishment of a global caliphate.

He has also said that a primary goal of the Pakistani Taliban is to obtain nuclear weapons. [See FDD’s Long War Journal reports, Taliban commander wants Pakistan’s nukes, global Islamic caliphate and Jamaat-ul-Ahrar celebrates 9/11 attack.]

 

 

 

On Apr. 17, the Pakistani military said that Ehsanullah Ehsan, the spokesman of Jamaat-ul-Ahrar, a dangerous faction of the Movement of the Taliban in Pakistan, voluntarily surrendered. Today, Jamaat-ul-Ahrar insisted that Ehsan was “arrested” in eastern Afghanistan and later turned over to the military.

 

Major General Asif Ghafoor, the spokesman for the Pakistani military’s Inter-Services Public Relations branch, claimed that Ehsan “turned himself into our security agencies,” Dawn reported.

Pakistani authorities were eager to trumpet Ehsan’s alleged surrender as a victory. “There can be

“There can be no bigger achievement for Pakistan than the fact that our biggest enemies are now realizing the error of their ways and are turning themselves in,” Ghafoor said.

However, Jamaat-ul-Ahrar disputes Ghafoor’s account. Earlier today, the group issued a statement attributed to Asad Mansour, its new spokesman, claiming that Ehsan was captured on Mar. 7 by Pakistan’s Inter-Services Intelligence Directorate (ISI-D) along with “three other colleagues” and subsequently turned over to the Pakistani military.

In case the reader missed the theme song.

 

According to Mansour, Ehsan was captured in Afghanistan’s Paktika province, which borders Pakistan and is a known haven for multiple jihadist groups.

Mansour accused the Pakistani military of using “the Mujahideen prisoners to lure” other jihadists into negotiations and their eventual “surrender.”

Ehsan has been an influential spokesman and the face of Pakistani jihadist groups for the past decade.

He served as the spokesman for the Movement of the Taliban in Pakistan up until 2014, when Jamaat-ul-Ahrar split off from the group and formed its own branch.

Ehsan joined Jamaat-ul-Ahrar and became its spokesman. Jamaat-ul-Ahrar reunited with the Movement of the Taliban in Pakistan earlier this year but has maintained a degree of autonomy.

 

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Jihadist gets run over by his x-girlfriend

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51C7O0PcgZL._SX316_BO1,204,203,200_Apparently her way of letting him know he “Won’t be getting into her in the future,”  HA !

Alternative title, “Another one bites the dust.” (Source)

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Also brings back memories of the old Elvis song, “Loving EWE.” (Source)

 

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COMPARE AND CONTRAST CLINTON THEME SONGS FROM PAST AND FUTURE POSSIBLE ELECTIONS

crew-22312By Jim Campbell,

 

I suppose any administration can choose the music the like for their inauguration them song.

As I recall “Slicks,” was a bit over the top and an in your face selection noting their triumph over President George H.W. Bush., Bush 41, who made the major mistake of saying “Read my lips, no new taxes.”

 

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This of course split the ticket  opening the door for Ross Perot, allowing Bill Clinton to be elected.

The Republican fools who hold the majority in the House and Senate are 130329092909-ross-perot-misspoke-medium-plus-169destined to pull another Perot.

For their part, Fleet Mac, who performed, has not played the song at any concert I’ve attended.

Thus in my eyes they have gone a long way in redeeming themselves. 😉

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My humble apology, I was unable to find any Hillary Clinton, “Road Kill Images,” on the web.

If you find one please send it back.

 

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We have a winner for Ms. Piggy.

 

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