So Why Did the Salmon Cross the Road?

By Jim Campbell

March 28th, 2021

Hey, drive slowly stun a couple of them, take them home and throw them on the bar-b-q following cleaning.

Smoked salmon is very tasty.

Another plus is you won’t have to spend all the time fishing which you know your wife hates it when you are having fun.

Bring home a bottle or 2 of white wine and at the end of the evening it may be “Touch Down.”

The life of a salmon is dreadful.

They spend their lives swimming against the current [Think Working in a Major Company]

Then they drop their eggs and die. [Most men after they have put in a life work working for the man, only to die rapidly from a heart attack or a stroke]

I have never heard anyone say I’m 75 and 1/2, have you?

THE END

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2 Responses to So Why Did the Salmon Cross the Road?

  1. malenurseken says:

    Love smoked salmon!

    Like

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