ISIS leader dubbed ‘Jabba the Jihadi’ captured in Iraq

Comment By Jim Campbell

January 17th, 2020

This is definitely to be taken as a direct frontal assault on Michael Moore, the socialist who makes his money selling his tripe filled movies while working in a capitalistic, [for the most part] country.

Also known as tons of fun even though The 560-pound mufti doesn’t weigh that much.

Someone should have told him he can’t eat his way to Allah.

Abu Abdul Bari, also known as Shifa al-Nima, was nabbed Thursday by an elite SWAT team of the Nineveh regiment in the city of Mosul, according to Stars and Stripes.

He put the fat in fatwa.

A morbidly obese ISIS fanatic dubbed “Jabba the Jihadi” has been captured by Iraqi forces — who loaded him onto a flatbed truck because he couldn’t fit in a police car.

The jumbo jihadist was known for “provocative speeches against the security forces” and is considered one of the top leaders of “ISIS gangs,” Iraqi security officials said in a statement.

Bari issued religious decrees — or fatwas — ordering the execution of scholars and clerics who refused to pledge allegiance to ISIS when the terror group occupied the city, the statement said.

During the heyday of the group’s self-styled caliphate in 2014, he also ordered the destruction of a mosque built at the site believed to be the burial place of the biblical prophet Jonah, who once had a famous encounter with a whale.

Maajid Nawaz, founder of the London-based anti-extremism think Quilliam, also shared images of the heavyweight’s arrest.

“He was so overweight, maybe from remaining sedentary in his hiding place, that he had to be taken by police in the back of a pickup truck,” he wrote on Facebook.

“Most religious justifications provided to ISIS for enslaving, raping, torturing, ethnic cleansing & massacring Iraqis, Syrians & others are from this paltry beast who can’t even stand on his own two legs,” he wrote.

“As long as the Devil bastes him properly Shifa al Nima should crisp nicely in hell… He literally looks like the world’s biggest chicken,” Gifford said.

Referring to Bari’s heft, he added: “Good luck hanging him Iraq.”

“Do not underestimate the psychological blow the image of this obese monster being arrested is to ISIS. Gluttony is frowned upon by jihadists.

But also, ISIS branded themselves as fighters possessing rare courage & discipline… meanwhile, this walrus was their top religious cleric.”

And in an ode to the epic space saga, he added: “Today was a good day for the Force & a bad day for evil.”

Macer Gifford, a British citizen who fought with a US-backed Kurdish militia in Syria, applauded the arrest and compared Bari to the slug-like gang lord of the Star Wars universe who lived on the desert planet Tatooine.

“I’m delighted to say that the Islamic State’s very own Jabba the Hutt has been captured in Mosul,” he said in a tweet.

Good luck in hanging him.

Who said anything about hanging him, he will be taken out by an RPG or a round from an M1-A1 Abrams tank.

THE END

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4 Responses to ISIS leader dubbed ‘Jabba the Jihadi’ captured in Iraq

  1. Comments says:

    Great News! Now to round up the other ISIS folks and execute them all!

    These radical Islamic followers were the lowest of all and deserve to be publically executed by having their heads severed from their bodies while screaming out in pain!

    This is no time for mercy and the “eye for an eye” mentality is necessary in these middle eastern countries to make the point.

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  2. Comments says:

    This news begs the question “Did this Cleric have information on the other ISIS criminals hiding ?”

    Was there information captured inn this military action which implicates others involved with ISIS? It would be such great news to discover the truth behind the ISIS organization and how they were organized and paid. The first news reports about this ISIS group showed in new vehicles and all fighters were wearing masks! It would be wonderful to discover the truth about these rADICAL KILLERS!

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