Useful Arabic Phrases That Could Save Your Life

By Jim Campbell

January 3rd, 2020

Islam in of itself is a blight on the human race.

In the event, you are traveling abroad, yes some fools still travel to the Middle East and yes there are less expensive ways to get your hair cut while keeping your head at the same time.

Here we go,

Where is the toilet paper?……

أين ورق التواليت؟
'ayn waraq altawaliat?

Where can I buy bottled water?

أين يمكنني شراء المياه المعبأة في زجاجات
'ayn yumkinuni shira' almiah almueaba'at fi zujaj

Where can I buy a goat?

أين يمكنني شراء عنزة
'ayn yumkinuni shira' eunza

Where can I find food to eat that won’t kill me?

أين يمكنني أن أجد طعامًا لأكله ولن يقتلني؟
'ayn yumkinuni 'an 'ajida teamana li'uklih walan yaqtalani?

Where are the camel races?

And now you know where the term camel jockey came from.
أين هي سباقات الهجن
'ayn hi sibaqat alhij

How can I become a fanatical jihadist?

Members of the al-Khansaa’ Brigade, ISIS’ all-female unit operating in Raqqa, Syria
أين هي سباقات الهجن
'ayn hi sibaqat alhij

Can my goat be with me in the hotel?

Ask and ye shall receive
هل يمكن أن تكون عنزة معي في الفندق؟
hal ymkn 'an takun einzat maeia fi alfndq?

Does your hotel have wifi?

هل يوجد في فندقك واي فاي؟
hal yujad fi funduqik way fay?

My girlfriend refuses to wear a hijab

صديقتي ترفض ارتداء الحجاب
sadiqti tarfud airtida' alhijab

Can she walk around the hotel naked?


هل تستطيع المشي في جميع أنحاء الفندق عارية؟
hal tastatie almushiu fi jmye 'anha' alfunduq eari?

Do you have parking for our camel?

Camel beauty pageants
هل لديك وقوف السيارات لدينا الهجن
hal ladayk wuquf alsayarat ladayna alhijn

Where can I learn to fly a rug?

أين يمكنني أن أتعلم كيف أنزل سجادة؟
'ayn yumkinuni 'an 'ataealam kayf 'unzil sijadatan?

Can I walk around freely with my AK-47?

هل يمكنني التجول بحرية مع AK-47؟
hal yumkinuni altajawul bahriat mae AK-47؟

Does your Television have a porn channel?

هل يوجد في تليفزيونك قناة إباحية؟
hal yujad fi talifziunik qanat 'iibahia?

Where can I buy vodka?

أين يمكنني شراء الفودكا؟
'ayn yumkinuni shira' alfawdika?

How do I say, “Drop your weapons we got you surrounded?

كيف يمكنني أن أقول ، "أسقط سلاحك الذي جعلنا نحيطك؟
kayf yumkinuni 'an 'aqul , "'asqut salahik aldhy jaealna nahitak?

Do you like President Trump?

هل تحب الرئيس ترامب؟
Do you like President Trump?

هل تحب الرئيس ترامب؟
hal tuhibu alrayiys tramb?

Wasn’t it cool how General Suleimani was here one second and then he wasn’t?

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لم يكن الأمر رائعًا كيف كان الجنرال سليماني هنا ثانية واحدة ثم لم يكن كذلك
lm yakun al'amr rayeana kayf kan aljiniral sulaymani huna thanyt wahidat thuma lam yakun kdhlk

Do you still remember how to say drop your weapons we got your surrounded and you and your goat will be getting a one-way ticket to Allah?

هل ما زلت تتذكر كيف تقولي بإسقاط أسلحتنا لأننا نحيطك وستحصل أنت والماعز على تذكرة ذهاب إلى الله؟
hal ma zilt tatadhakar kayf taquli bi'iisqat 'aslihatina li'anana nuhituk wasatahsul 'ant walmaeiz ealaa tadhkirat dhahab 'iilaa allh?

How do you say, quick let’s get the fuck out of her?

كيف يمكنك القول ، سريعًا ، دعنا نخرج منها؟
kayf yumkinuk alqawl , sryeana , daena nakhruj minha?

THE END

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3 Responses to Useful Arabic Phrases That Could Save Your Life

  1. malenurseken says:

    Hahahahahaha

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