SUMBICH!!!

By Jim Campbell

March 31st, 2019

Crocodiles found in Australia will come ashore, grab the unsuspecting person, not eat them, but drown them, and come back at a later time to eat when they are hungry.

 

 

The saltwater crocodile is a large reptile growing to about 5 m (16 ft) in length.

The males are bigger than the female, with some rare individuals as long as 7 metrers (23 feet).

Others believe in a slightly smaller size of 6.3 metres (20.7 feet).

They can weigh up to 1,360 kg (3,000 lb).

 

 

Located in Northern Australia

I’ve seen these, not up close and personal on my dive trips to Australia

A filthy rich Florida man decided that he wanted to throw a party and invited all of his buddies and neighbors. He also invited Leroy, the only Redneck in the neighborhood. He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion.

Leroy was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating shrimp, oysters, and BBQ and flirting with all the women.  At the height of the party, the host said, ‘I have a 10 foot man-eating gator in my pool and I’ll give a million dollars to anyone who has the nerve to jump in.’


The words were barely out of his mouth when there was a loud splash.  Everyone turned around and saw Leroy in the pool!

Leroy was fighting the gator and kicking its ass!
Leroy was jabbing it in the eyes with his thumbs, throwing punches, head butts and choke holds, biting the gator on the tail and flipping it through the air like some kind of Judo Instructor.


The water was churning and splashing everywhere.
Both Leroy and the gator were screaming and raising hell.
Finally Leroy strangled the gator and let it float to the top like a dime store goldfish..
Leroy then slowly climbed out of the pool.. Everybody was just staring at him in disbelief.

Finally the host says, ‘Well, Leroy, I reckon I owe you a million dollars.’

‘No, that’s okay. I don’t want it,’ said Leroy.


The rich man said, ‘Man, I have to give you something. You won the bet.  How about half a million bucks then?’


No thanks, I don’t want it,’ answered Leroy.


The host said, ‘Come on, I insist on giving you something. That was amazing. How about a new Porsche and a Rolex and some stock options?’


Again Leroy said no.


Confused, the rich man asked, ‘Well, Leroy, then what do you want?’


Leroy said, ‘I want the name of the sumbich who pushed me in the pool!’
THE END
H/T WOODSTERMAN

About JCscuba

I am firmly devoted to bringing you the truth and the stories that the mainstream media ignores. Together we can restore our constitutional republic to what the founding fathers envisioned and fight back against the progressive movement. Obama nearly destroyed our country economically, militarily coupled with his racism he set us further on the march to becoming a Socialist State. Now it's up to President Trump to restore America to prominence. Republicans who refuse to go along with most of his agenda RINOs must be forced to walk the plank, they are RINOs and little else.
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