By Jim Campbell
March 31st, 2019
Crocodiles found in Australia will come ashore, grab the unsuspecting person, not eat them, but drown them, and come back at a later time to eat when they are hungry.
The saltwater crocodile is a large reptile growing to about 5 m (16 ft) in length.
The males are bigger than the female, with some rare individuals as long as 7 metrers (23 feet).
Others believe in a slightly smaller size of 6.3 metres (20.7 feet).
They can weigh up to 1,360 kg (3,000 lb).
Located in Northern Australia
I’ve seen these, not up close and personal on my dive trips to Australia
A filthy rich Florida man decided that he wanted to throw a party and invited all of his buddies and neighbors. He also invited Leroy, the only Redneck in the neighborhood. He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion.
Leroy was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating shrimp, oysters, and BBQ and flirting with all the women. At the height of the party, the host said, ‘I have a 10 foot man-eating gator in my pool and I’ll give a million dollars to anyone who has the nerve to jump in.’
The words were barely out of his mouth when there was a loud splash. Everyone turned around and saw Leroy in the pool!
The water was churning and splashing everywhere.
Finally the host says, ‘Well, Leroy, I reckon I owe you a million dollars.’
‘No, that’s okay. I don’t want it,’ said Leroy.
The rich man said, ‘Man, I have to give you something. You won the bet. How about half a million bucks then?’
No thanks, I don’t want it,’ answered Leroy.
The host said, ‘Come on, I insist on giving you something. That was amazing. How about a new Porsche and a Rolex and some stock options?’
Again Leroy said no.
Confused, the rich man asked, ‘Well, Leroy, then what do you want?’
Leroy said, ‘I want the name of the sumbich who pushed me in the pool!’