Comment by Jim Campbell
December 30th, 2018
One can’t only go so deep the chum bucket to look for any signs of life.
We too a look, found nothing and left it to Earl to sort the situation out for us.
After many hours of costly, painstaking research our team of experts has isolated the serious contenders from the kooks and crackpots to bring you the current individuals we consider most likely to win the next nomination for the Democratic-Socialist-Collectivist-Inclusionist-Safe-Space Party of the United (Blue) States of California-America and Aztlan.
(L-R) Top Row: Triggered Senior, Battered Granny, Weasel Face, Horse/Shovel/Potato Face, Castro brother-(the gay one), Shameless Huckster, Spartacus, Oprah, Avenatti, Beelzebub
Center Row: Gilleland, Harris, Dude that runs StarBucks, Pennywise, Pennystupid, Little-Brain-Like-Rabbit, Rob Reiner, Beto, “Socks” Baldwin, Cher
Bottom Row: Bette Midler, Genderqueer Non-Binary /?/ Creature, Terry Rat-Face Mcauliffe, The deadly gaseous Mexican Tamale Monster, Andrew Gillum, Big Mike Bloomberg, Kathy Griffin (aka “Mona Yeastah”) John Kasich, Tom Steyer, Jeff Fluke
Of course it is early and many more candidates will appear – and disappear – over the coming year but above we have assembled a group of 30 prominent, seriously insignificant wannabees who all have expressed a desire to run against our favorite President in 2020.
So, heads up. This is what’s coming.
And there’s no doubt about it, we’ll be going against their best.
Take a look.
Sleep well, Jim and Earl.