October 29th, 2018
Likewise, Normal people totally identify with – let me get the liberal narrative du jour right here – a Trump-hating freak who shoots up a synagogue.
And I think it’s a terrific midterm strategy for our Democrat friends is to keep making that idiotic case. (extreme sarcasm for the benefit of the willfully obtuse.)
The Official Media is in a frenzy explaining how Donald Trump personally instructed Kooky Weirdo de Florida to mail pipe bombs to washed up Democrat hacks and that nameless garbage being in Pittsburgh via a series of cunningly encrypted dog whistles.
Short of the shit hitting the fan, this entire scenario has become a fiasco of Biblical proportions.
Oddly, of 63 million Trump voters, only one jerk managed to decode this cipher.
The other hated Trump for liking Jews too much.
But, as CNN-MSNBC’s brain trust and such thinkers as rock legend Joe Scarborough teach us, their crimes are on all of us anyway for some reason.
When Scarborough was part of Newt’s Contract With America he was on the right and a great guy.
I even met him in a congressional elevator and shook his hand, after being told by the paid for by our tax dollars that I couldn’t enter the elevator, I said, “It’s my elevator I paid for it with my tax dollars, get the hell out of my way.”Joe liked that.
Since he is in the clutches of the dark side at MSNBC he may as well be on the “Dark Side of the Moon.”
And how faux the outrage was – and so very selective too. Leftists demand you ignore the near-miss massacres at the Family Research Council and the baseball field by committed leftists who were not any crazier than their political allies, only more proactive.
The message is that you Normal Americans are complicit for voting for a guy who doesn’t hate your guts.
I think that on November 6th, the Democrats are going to get a message back from the people they are shamelessly lying about.
Normal voters are not going to look at this blood libel and say, “Yeah, I feel personally responsible for the actions of that Elizabeth Warren-channeling fake Indian stripper guy with a kilometer-long rap sheet who totally would not have done anything nutty if it weren’t for Trump.
And also for the crimes of a scuzzy coward who hates Trump.
I guess I have a moral obligation vote for people who will ruin this surging economy, restore America to its rightful place as a laughingstock on the world stage, and attack my rights of free speech, free exercise of religion, and to keep and bear arms to protect myself from exactly these kind of aspiring Stalins.
Because that idea makes sense.
I think Normal people are going to be furious at these lies. I think they see how liberals and their water-carrying Fredocon lickspittles are making a desperate play to stop the Republicans’ momentum going into the election.
And it is not like the Liberals have had a really good sense of what issues to glom on to lately.
They thought crucifying Brett Kavanagh with false claims was going to stir up a blue wave.
The electorate turned towards the Republicans. They thought that a caravan of greedy foreigners coming north to cash in on our welfare state was going to do it. The electorate turned towards Republicans even harder.
Gee, what to do? It’s not like they can run on their crappy policies…
Oh, here’s a great idea.
Let’s tell Republican voters that they are personally responsible for the actions of some fruitcake nimrod who looks like he’s on a day-pass from the mid-1990s WWE and another loser who sounds like a Goebbels fever dream. Good plan, if you’ve never met a Normal person.
But liberals haven’t, because they hate Normal people.
That will convince Normal Americans to vote for us!”
“Okay, those didn’t work. How about we accuse Normal Americans of being complicit in history’s least effective bombing campaign run by a dude who looks like he escaped from Ringling Brothers?
How about we also blame Trump voters for what a guy who hated Trump for not hating Jews enough did in a synagogue?”
Yeah, that’ll totally not ensure every potential GOP voter will be heading to the polls to check the box beside the candidates with the R’s. You guys go with that.
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