Old is When

By Jim Campbell

October 6th, 2018

“OLD” IS WHEN .. Your sweetie says, “Let’s go upstairs and make love,” and you answer, “Pick one; I can’t do both!”

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“OLD ” IS WHEN .. Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you’re barefoot.

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“OLD” IS WHEN .. A sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door.

 

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“OLD” IS WHEN .. Going braless pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.

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“OLD” IS WHEN .. You don’t care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don’t have to go along.

“OLD” IS WHEN .. You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police.

“OLD” IS WHEN ..”Getting a little action” means you don’t need to take any fiber today

“OLD” IS WHEN .. “Getting lucky” means you find your car in the parking lot.

“OLD” IS WHEN .. An “all nighter” means not getting up to use the bathroom.

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“OLD” IS WHEN .. You are not sure these are jokes.

 

About JCscuba

I am firmly devoted to bringing you the truth and the stories that the mainstream media ignores. This site covers politics with a fiscally conservative, deplores Sharia driven Islam, and uses lots of humor to spiceup your day. Together we can restore our constitutional republic to what the founding fathers envisioned and fight back against the progressive movement. Obama nearly destroyed our country economically, militarily coupled with his racism he set us further on the march to becoming a Socialist State. Now it's up to President Trump to restore America to prominence. Republicans who refuse to go along with most of his agenda RINOs must be forced to walk the plank, they are RINOs and little else. Please subscribe at the top right and pass this along to your friends, Thank's I'm J.C. and I run the circus
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