H/T Dave the Differentiator.
Original piece: anonymous
An elderly gentleman walks into an upscale cocktail lounge.
He is in his mid-eighties, very well-dressed, hair well-groomed, great looking suit, and smelling slightly of an expensive after shave.
He presents a very nice image.
Seated at the bar is a classy looking lady in her mid-seventies.
The sharp old gentleman walks over and sits alongside her.
He orders a drink and takes a sip.
He slowly turns to the lady and says: “So, tell me … do I come here often?”