To maintain your politically correct status rent a minority to mix with your friends

By Jim Campbell

April 29th, 2018

What a great way to show your friends and neighbors than you aren’t a racist or a bigot than by renting a minority, not to do kitchen work, bring out the bubbly.

This concept is so hot, they even have their own website listed to make reservations to get one.

Better hurry as soon, there will not be many available.

It’s a great idea to book now for Christmas.

 

Diversity On Demand
Rent-A-Minority is a revolutionary new service designed for those oh-shit moments where you’ve realized your award show, corporate brochure, conference panel is entirely composed of white men.
For, like, the fifth year in a row.
Suddenly you’re being called out on Twitter and you need to look not-racist and not-misogynist fast.
Actually doing something meaningful to disrupt institutional inequality would be way too much work; so why not just Rent-A-Minority instead?
We have a minority for every occasion. 
Failed Congressperson Maxine Waters thought this would be a great scam to rake in more money.
Unfortunately nobody was interested in booking her.
Whether it’s a tech conference panel, an awards show, an advert, or a business meeting, we will collaborate to find the right minority for you.
All of our minorities have been vetted to ensure they are not “too black” or “too Muslim” or “too much of a Feminist.”
We know how awkward that can be. Each minority comes with bespoke pricing based on a proprietary algorithm that analyzes current states of supply/demand and the Degree of Diversity (TM) intrinsic to the potential hire.
Alternatively, here’s a new twist:  Rent a white man.

THE END

About JCscuba

I am firmly devoted to bringing you the truth and the stories that the mainstream media ignores. Together we can restore our constitutional republic to what the founding fathers envisioned and fight back against the progressive movement. Obama nearly destroyed our country economically, militarily coupled with his racism he set us further on the march to becoming a Socialist State. Now it's up to President Trump to restore America to prominence. Republicans who refuse to go along with most of his agenda RINOs must be forced to walk the plank, they are RINOs and little else.
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3 Responses to To maintain your politically correct status rent a minority to mix with your friends

  1. JAFC says:

    So long as they’re conservative Republicans or Libertarian Nationalists, this might not be such a bad idea.

    Liked by 1 person

  2. bunkerville says:

    I knew at some point there would be money in being a Fauxahontas…please add!! 🙂

    Like

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