ARE YOU A DEMOCRAT, A REPUBLICAN OR A SOUTHERNER?
Here is a little test that will help you decide.
The answer can be found by posing the following question:
You’re walking down a deserted street with your wife
And two small children.
Suddenly, a terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you,screams “,”raises the knife, and charges at you…
You are carrying a Kimber 1911 .45 ACP, and you are an expert shot.
You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.
What do you do?
THINK CAREFULLY THEN SCROLL DOWN:
A big assumption is being taken here that Democrats can think and certainly for not his long on a serious issue.
Well, that’s not enough information to answer the question!
What is a Kimber 1911.45 ACP?
Does the man look poor or oppressed?
Excellent comments below by one of our frequent contributors, Ms. Pamela.
A man named Zuheir Mohsen, a leader of the Syrian branch of the PLO during an interview with a Dutch newspaper,Trouw, in 1977 once stated: “The Palestinian people does not exist.
The creation of a Palestinian state is only a means for continuing our struggle against the state of Israel for our Arab unity.
In reality today there is no difference between Jordanians, Palestinians, Syrians and Lebanese.
Only for political and tactical reasons do we speak today about the existence of a Palestinian people, since Arab national interests demand that we posit the existence of a distinct “Palestinian people” to oppose Zionism.
Yes, the existence of a separate Palestinian identity exists only for tactical reasons,
Jordan, which is a sovereign state with defined borders, cannot raise claims to Haifa and Jaffa, while as a Palestinian, I can undoubtedly demand Haifa, Jaffa, Beer-Sheva and Jerusalem. However, the moment we reclaim our right to all of Palestine, we will not wait even a minute to unite Palestine and Jordan.”
However, to fully understand what is really going on in this centuries old conflict, you have to go back a couple of thousand years to examine the whole torrid story between the patriarch, Abraham, his wife, Sarah, and her Egyptian handmaid, Hagar.
Out of the paganism of Ur of the Chaldees, in regards to having a son born to them, his barren wife, Sarah, convinced Abraham to take Hagar into their tent so that she might have a child by her.
Because she was a slave, Hagar had no rights in this situation and she was assaulted by Abraham against her will which resulted in her becoming pregnant.
The only way Hagar could stand up to her mistress in this situation was through her contempt, and she became prideful before Sarah, who promptly threw her out of the camp.
Out in the desert, the Angel of the Lord found Hagar and told her to go back and humbly submit to her mistress.
He also told her she would give birth to a son whom she would call Ishmael, which means “God hears” because the Lord had “heard and paid attention to her affliction” (Genesis 16:11) which means that He saw this sordid soap opera going on in Abraham’s camp and He was clearly not amused!
He had compassion for this poor slave girl.
Hagar listened to the instructions given to her by God and returned to the camp where she eventually gave birth to Ishmael.
However, when Abraham and Sarah were blessed in their old age with the birth of Issac, who was the heir-elect in the line of patriarchs, Ishmael was cast aside in favor of his younger half-brother.
From the ancestry of both Hagar and Ishmael came twelve nations, most predominantly the Arabs. Although the Arab peoples come from the seed of Abraham, they also, in the spiritual sense, inherited the anger, hurt, and resentment and rejection of Hagar and her son.
Add Satan to the mix to fuel the flames with the profound evil that is Islam, and a clearer picture emerges of the conflict that has been going on for centuries between the Jews and the Arabs.
This ongoing struggle will continue, I believe, until the return of the Messiah, who will one day rule the nations from Jerusalem.
Perhaps he has hemorrhoids.
Temporary relief can be brought about using Preparation H.
The cure is several quick bursts for any weapon and he will not be heard from again.
Is he really a terrorist?
Am I guilty of profiling?
Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack? Could we run away?
What does my wife think?
What about the kids?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife
out of his hand?
What does the law say about this situation?
Does the pistol have appropriate safety built into it?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?
Is it possible he’d be happy with just killing me?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just toward me?
If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away
while he was stabbing me?
Should I call 9-1-1?
Can we make this a happier, healthier street that would
discourage such behavior.
I need to debate this with some friends for a few days and try to come to a consensus.
This is all so confusing!
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
Click….. (Sounds of reloading)
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
Daughter: ‘Nice grouping, Daddy!’
‘Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?
Son: ‘Can I shoot the next one.’
This of course was a joke, author unknown.