UPDATE: Move along, nothing to see here with the exception that one of Hollywood’s own is taking a year off to save America

By Jim Campbell

February 24, 2017

Yep, let’s have another liberal air head from Hollywood try to step in and  fix what liberals have already destroyed in America.

 

 

But wait, after the eight years of the dashing Benito Obamaski the bowing queen this is a task the combined talents of conservatives, Gary Sinese, John Voight and Rush Limbaugh  and Chelsea Grammar could fix.

 

 

She has to be a special kind of dolt to believe she can have any effect on the corruption and criminal activity that has gone on in Washington since it’s inception. 

 

Let Jennifer do it.

Finally! Jennifer Lawrence Taking Year Off to ‘Fix Our Democracy’

News Busters

The most trusted site on the net for bringing the truth

.By Matt Philbin

February 24, 2018

 

Phew! We can relax, America. Everything’s going to be okay.

Jennifer Lawrence is taking a year off from acting to save us from ourselves.

 

Okay, Lawrence’s plan seems a little vague, but I’m sure she’ll rise to the challenge.

I mean, she’s got all the qualifications of a totally democracy-fixing babe…..or whatever.

Sure, it’s possible her Hollywood elitist inarticulateness will tip people off to the charade but, in the age of Donald Trump, she’ll probably just fit right in.

 

 

Lawrence — one of the finest constitutional minds ever to come out of post-apocalyptic adolescent adventure films — is going to “fix our democracy.”

“I’m going to be working with this organization I’m a part of: Represent.Us.” she explained.

“It’s just trying to get young people engaged politically on a local level.”

 

So she’s taking up the vital work MTV Rock the Vote pioneered, but not exactly.

So, you see, America, we’re in good hands.

And, while a year might not seem long enough to totally “fix” our democracy, it’s certainly long enough to do nothing at all.

Which is the most likely outcome of Lawrence’s acting hiatus.

In the meantime, we’ll have to watch movies with other, less politically-oriented, actresses who lack Lawrence’s acknowledged skills for democracy fixing.

But, of course, democracy fixing comes first.

And I’m sure once she’s fixed the democracy and we all live in a utopian society where

“It’s just anti-corruption and stuff trying to pass state-by-state laws that can help prevent corruption, fix our democracy.

Can you smell the sounds of brainwashing?

And then I don’t know what I’m doing next.”

Her decision couldn’t come at a better time.

Several key states have worked to pass versions of The Anti-Corruption and Stuff Act.

And Lawrence is already doing her part.

She “made a surprise appearance at a Ohio high school to teach a government class about fixing corruption in America’s electoral process.”

Not sure what corruption she’s talking about, but we can be sure it’s the kind that those evil people in the Capitol … er, I mean Republicans, are into.

So no worries America.

Lawrence is on the case and she’s gonna have our democracy [Shhh — don’t tell her we’re a republic!] in tip-top shape.

 

THE END

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