It looks like we need a modern-day Noah to build an arc capable of rapidly serving inland.
This time we leave the Muslims and donkeys to fend for themselves as the former have been major pests and jihadists while the latter are clearly overpopulated by members of the U.S. House of Representatives and the Senate.
The article below is absolutely true, sort-of.
It was run early this morning by CNN.
The photojournalist’s feet is attributed to image artist extraordinaire, Earl.
OK, so our remote crew has spent an entire quarter to half a day in the midst of the watery environs of the besotted city of Houston Texas.
The flooding from the recent Hurricane Harvey has left much of the city underwater.
Of course, white neighborhoods are flooded just as badly as those of poor minorities, but we came to document the conditions of our favorite victims, the good old African American floodwaters Waders, God bless ’em.
Ofcourse, the white folks all get boat rides from the Klan.
This Flood is SO racist!
This lady didn’t do nothin’, she was just standing in her yard, minding her own business when these Nazis came and dragged her into the water and blew her up with a grenade.
Just like that! I ain’t lyin’ to ya.
This woman was pulled from her vehicle by two blatantly obvious Nazis who intended to lynch her but once they became aware of our Photographer, they were forced to let her go.
We fought back tears at the sight of this smiling African American couple who believe they’re being carried to safety, when they are actually en route to a terrible concentration camp run by evil, sadistic and cunning Nazis cleverly disguised as trustworthy and heroic rescue personnel! Unbelievably sad!
Senora Ellian de la Nada Documentitos thinks she’s being rescued. She won’t last long in the Camp, Pobrecita.
Local Nazis have formed vigilante groups. Looters and poachers are un-tolerated.
We found these Racist Haters way back in the swamps. Very earthy and primitive.
They have actual Centaurs, for real.
We call them the Roots Nazis as they live in strict adherence to the classic Aryan Supremacy teachings of Wagner (VOGG-nur).
Quite anti-social and stand-offish, similar in that regard to the Amish, but the Voggnish drink heavily and they sing instead of talk.
Their dislike of darkly colored persons is proven to be genetically formulated. They are just wired that way.
They can’t help who they are. And love is love.
Brave Antifa War Bro-s chase Nazis down – making Racists afraid again! They’d almost caught this truck full of Fascist Pigs when the heartless Nazi driver threw it into Reverse… R.I.P., whoever they were.
The most heart-rending picture of all.
This poor helpless mother was pulled half-drowned from a flooded culvert – only to be assaulted and used as bait by these hateful Huns dressed up like firefighters,police, and paramedics – all deviously pretending to save people from drowning or whatnot.
But our investigation reveals that most of these life-saving “heroes” voted for Donald Trump.