.A commercial came on that reminded me of a popular post I wrote many of years ago. And since I have gained many new readers since then, and not feeling like
Since I have gained many new readers since then, I thought I’d rewind it for those who weren’t around at the time of original post. Enjoy…..
That was my old website I’ve mentioned that a couple of suits showed up on my doors step, demanded I answer their questions on, I asked what?
They replied they were from the U.S. Census. (Source)
For sure they were from the CIA, NSA, the FBI or many of the alphabet soup organizations drawing pay from the U.S. Taxpayer.
I suggested they get away from my property and two days later my site with over 5 million visitors came crashing down. (Source)
The gears started to spin.
Name:Joy Ann Reid
Occupation: MSNBC Network TV Host and Expert Political Commentator
Likes: Bubble Baths, Handcuffs, Having My Toes Sucked While Feeding Me Cream of Chicken Soup
Dislikes: Conservatives, Velcro, MSNBC programmers, Cantaloupe, Loud White Girls on Fox News
Contact Info: Joy@MSNBC
Name: James ‘Kocaine’ Washington Jr.
Sign: Middle Finger
Occupation: Independent Pharmaceutical Distributor
Likes: 9mm’s, Extra Beefy Burritos, Moon Lit Nights, BJs
Dislikes: Rip-offs, Snitches, Yoga, Alex Trebek
Contact Info: P.O. Box 756 Caddo Correctional Center, Inmate #12589, Shreveport La.
Name: Janette Pace
Occupation: Massage Therapist
Likes: Walks on the Beach, Mad Dog 2020, Elephants
Dislikes: People from Outer Space, Lunar Eclipse, Dumpster Truck Drivers, Flying Bricks
Contact Info: Alley behind The Ace of Spades Bar-B-Que, 121 West Morton Street, East St. Louis IL.
Name: Leroy Jerome Bates (aka ‘Little Pee Pee’)
Occupation: Rap Artist Extraordinaire
Likes: Big Booty, Rainbows, For You to be My Baby Momma
Dislikes: Hangers-on, Kanye West, That Bitch at Walmart, Satirical Bloggers.
Contact Info: email@example.com
Name: Latisha Cameroon
Occupation: Horizontal Bop Technician
Likes: Cash, Bling, Weaves, Strip Poker
Dislikes: Undercover Cops, Horny Circus Clowns, Jim Carey
Contact Info: Corner of Albert St. and Brookings Ave. Boston Mass. between 7pm – 4am Nightly
Name: Shelton Jackson Lee
Occupation: Independent Film Maker
Likes: Professional Basketball, Pretending to be an Important Cultural Icon, Looking Angry and Agitating White Folks
Dislikes: The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences, Referees, George W.Bush
Contact Info: firstname.lastname@example.org
Name: Professor Lilly McDonald White
Occupation: Adjunct Professor of Black Womens Studies, Smarmy College, Vt.
Likes: Gangsta Rap, Unicorns, Barack Obama
Dislikes: When People Try to Convince I’m Not Really Black, Toenail Fungus, Hula-Hoops
Contact Info: email@example.com.
Name: Blind Boy Lemon Chitlins
Occupation: Blues Musician
Likes: Fender Stratocasters, Hot Naked Women, Menage-a-threes, Beet Smoothies
Dislikes: Bumping into Things, Fox News, Brazilian Dwarfs, Kanye West , Seasonal Jock Itch
Contact Info: firstname.lastname@example.org – New Orleans La.