It’s a good thing there are only Ten Commandments

By Jim Campbell

May 3rd, 2017

 

When Charlton Heston came down from the mountain depicting Moses carrying two stone tablets bearing the Ten Commandments, from Mount Sinai, it’s a great deal he didn’t have eleven or I would be in serious trouble.

 

Before any readers start spinning lug nuts it would be excellent if you knew that the word is derived from the farming term, Fecund.

Fecundity

 
[fi-kuhn-di-tee]
 

 

1.

the quality of being fecund; capacity, especially in female animals, of producing young in great numbers.

2.

fruitfulness or fertility, as of the earth.

3.

the capacity of abundant production:

fecundity of imagination. (Wich, by the way, I was blessed with as a child)
No iPhones, Tablets, few toy if I wanted them I invented them.
Children today should be so fortunate.

 

Means in Hebrew, Thou Shalt Not Say Fuck

תחו שלט נות סעי פאק

 

 

 

 This word has been a staple of my vocabulary since I was in the Army.

It’s frequently used when I’m frustrated, for instance working on my Fucking Computer that is acting up.

Thinking about the government is one thing but saying it without “The Fucking Government,” doesn’t seem right.

My mom always told me when I swore as a kid that it showed a lack of intelligence to use any swear words.

She was right.

But hey, I never promised anyone who visits her that I was smart in the first place.

But since we are on the subject and it may be one of your favorite words as well, you may as well learn to use it properly.

At first, as you will note from the video above, the people weren’t buying what Moses was selling.

fuck |fək| vulgar slang verb [with object]

1 Have sexual intercourse with (someone).[no object] (of two people) have sexual intercourse.2 ruin or damage (something).

The noun an act of sexual intercourse.[with adjective] a sexual partner.exclam.used alone or as a noun (the fuck) or a verb in various phrases to express anger, annoyance, contempt, impatience, or surprise, or simply for emphasis.PHRASES (as) —— as fuck vulgar slang used for emphasis

Go fuck yourself vulgar slang an exclamation expressing anger or contempt for, or rejection of, someone.not give a fuck (about) vulgar slang used to emphasize indifference or contempt.

PHRASAL VERBS fuck around vulgar slang spend time doing unimportant or trivial things.have sexual intercourse with a variety of partners.(fuck around with)

Meddle with.fuck off [usually in imperative] vulgar slang (of a person) go away.

Fuck someone over US vulgar slang on someone in an unfair or humiliating way.fuck someone up vulgar slang damage or confuse someone emotionally.fuck (something) up vulgar slang do something badly or ineptly.

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One thought on “It’s a good thing there are only Ten Commandments

  1. Hahahaha yea funny how a word can have so many diffetent meanings depending on the situation

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