An Amazing Discovery – Culturally Speaking – We’re All Adults Here

O.K. ladies don’t go all self-righteous on me remember when you kept your little toys that went buzz?

 

From the depths of my twisted mind, I offer you this.

The owners of this booming enterprise have promised a complementary line for women.

Christmas is coming so be nice to him if you hope to get him to buy one of your own.

You both know you are tired of each other, give each other a break.

 

For those who have no friends and just want someone to come home to and converse, this promises to be a hot seller.

 

 

Earl of Taint

  • Of course, my personal song fits in with all of this pathology. (Source)

As I googled for a picture of a “love doll” (for possible use in support of an important news report I’ll likely be filing maybe later), what I expected was something like what we called “Judy Dolls” back in the day.

The incredibly fake, inflatable things with the donut hole mouth and conical ‘breasts.’

But wow…my goodness there’s an entire universe of makers and sellers and collectors of extremely life-like dolls out there.

If you are unsure about your own sexuality or easily offended, you have been warned.

Stop, don’t go any further!

You heard me, that means you!

 

And they are made intentionally and on purpose to serve as sex dolls.

Anatomically correct with generous capacity in all 3 preferred locations – and never any complaints, never any tears! No

The incredibly fake, inflatable things with the donut hole mouth and conical ‘breasts’. 

 

 

But wow…my goodness there’s an entire universe of makers and sellers and collectors of extremely life-like dolls out there. And they are made intentionally and on purpose to serve as sex dolls. Anatomically correct with generous capacity in all 3 preferred locations – and never any complaints, never any tears! No

But wow…my goodness there’s an entire universe of makers and sellers and collectors of extremely life-like dolls out there. And they are made intentionally and on purpose to serve as sex dolls. Anatomically correct with generous capacity in all 3 preferred locations – and never any complaints, never any tears! No

And they are made intentionally and on purpose to serve as sex dolls.

Anatomically correct with generous capacity in all 3 preferred locations, and never any complaints, never any tears!

They remain youthful, silently submissive and mindlessly willing – forever…

The incredibly fake, inflatable things with the donut hole mouth and conical ‘breasts.’ But wow…my goodness there’s an entire universe of makers and sellers and collectors of extremely life-like dolls out there. And they are made intentionally and on purpose to serve as sex dolls. Anatomically correct with generous capacity in all 3 preferred locations – and never any complaints, never any tears!

But wow…my goodness there’s an entire universe of makers and sellers and collectors of extremely life-like dolls out there. And they are made intentionally and on purpose to serve as sex dolls. Anatomically correct with generous capacity in all 3 preferred locations – and never any complaints, never any tears!

And they are made intentionally and on purpose to serve as sex dolls. Anatomically correct with generous capacity in all 3 preferred locations, and never any complaints, never any tears!

See more models below.

But wow, my goodness there’s an entire universe of makers and sellers and collectors of extremely life-like dolls out there. And they are made intentionally and on purpose to serve as sex dolls. Anatomically correct with generous capacity in all 3 preferred locations – and never any complaints, never any tears!

They remain youthful, silently submissive and mindlessly willing – forever…

And they are made intentionally and on purpose to serve as sex dolls. Anatomically correct with generous capacity in all 3 preferred locations – and never any complaints, never any tears!

The incredibly fake, inflatable things with the donut hole mouth and conical ‘breasts’. 

But wow…my goodness there’s an entire universe of makers and sellers and collectors of extremely life-like dolls out there.

And they are made intentionally and on purpose to serve as sex dolls. Anatomically correct with generous capacity in all 3 preferred locations – and never any complaints, never any tears!

A-hem.  Yes, they have “skin” that feels like artificial bait, but they look so freaking real, don’t they?

Stunningly real, many of them.

They are prohibitively expensive – as much as ten grand* up front for a top-line custom model, but in the long run, possibly far lower than the actual cost of ownership for an actual human wife.

I’d guess you could easily have 17 or 18 of these for less total expense than 1 moderately frugal wife and 2 mildly productive children.

(*Do not go crazy with a wardrobe of clothes and accessories.

Are you taking it out on the town?

You’re trying to make a good impression?…what?

You’re having sex with a silicone sleeve and that’s best kept private. Good advice for the prudent dollar. You do as you want.

Many pics we found.

Provocatively lifelike. mostly.  The Third World lags predictably behind. Click to see the slideshow

The skin is made of silicone rubber. Similar to artificial fishing worms.
He bought her for $6200.00 and married her. Not a bad deal, cost wise.
Compare to alimony and child support no chit!
This is a Doll. She lays there like a cold fish but will accommodate your every request. Except for the conversation.
And warmth.
No, she is not real. But damn
Sure you can see seams but what a sassy little face.
I don’t get why they keep them all dressed. ???

If you didn’t you would forget why you bought her!

“No Mas!” Biggest seller in the Mideast. And Mexico. She even screams.
They call him The Dollar
Japanese. Pure artistry. Fully functional, Always willing.
North Korea circa 1958.  For well kept Korean woman desiring a chang.
For Muslims only. “The Sultan’s Mechanical Goat”. Iranian. Antique circa 1888. Originally powered by key-wound spring, converted to AC electric motor 1978.

THE END

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14 thoughts on “An Amazing Discovery – Culturally Speaking – We’re All Adults Here

  1. LMAO OMG! Wonder when they will make walking talking ones! And OH I cant believe they aren’t offensive to the LEFT ! Demeaning to women! (LOL BET BILL CLIT ON would have one between him and Hitlary. I best not say much more LOL

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  2. P.S. Just today a woman 20 years my junior said MARRY ME! LOL. Im sure making fun! Bet one these be cheaper yes! HAHAHA

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  3. JC you are bad bad bad!! LoL
    The snap on tool is a hammer on a spring for a strap around yo
    hay-ed
    I ordered the Dominatrix version of one of these silicon sultresses just for you! all I ask
    in return is a selfie or video of
    her spanking your behind!!!
    LOL LOL LOL

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    • There a good point to this and I thank you. My personal blow up doll has been in the cleaners for about 10 years, i.e. since Dana. Looks like I won’t have to pay to get her out if you are being honest and true. Thanks for your support, the lonely guy!

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