By Jim Campbell
April 22, 2017
The media is filled with ho’s and douche bags none perhaps as partisan as Cris “Feel the tickle up my leg,” Matthews.
Matthews clearly belongs in a rubber room and must be fired from his current position.
He represents a threat to the credibility to those who still have the balls to call themselves journalists.
Who the hell wants it extinguished?
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Chris Matthews was selected to represent the self-immolating and robustly flaming Media, on account of his seniority and polling that showed the overwhelming preference of viewers to watch him set himself on fire.
Rachel Maddow polled impressive numbers also but still came in second to Chris because she’s a butch lesbian.
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Famous Media Personalities Who Are Also World Class Athletes
Just a little story off the Pro Journalism newsfeed that might give pause to the prevailing notion that these people are nothing but “talking heads”.
Little Known Fact: Chris Hayes (Catcher) currently holds the Analversal Games world record for finishing an entire 15K run, cycle and swim race without once passing his baton.
In the Swiss Alps. In February. His stamina and capacity are legendary.
I have longed believed the “tingle” Chris Matthews felt going up his leg actually resulted from him accidentally sticking his big toe in the electric socket in the floor under his anchor desk.
Furthermore, anyone who bombed so dreadfully on Celebrity Jeopardy! like he did has no right to be informing the public about anything.
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