I was standing at the bar of Terminal 3 in the International Airport when this small Chinese guy comes in, stands next to me, and starts drinking a beer.
I asked him, “Do you know any of those martial arts things, like Kung-Fu, Karate, or Ju-Jitsu?”
He says, “No, why the hell would you ask me that? Is it because I am Chinese?
“No,” I said, “It’s because you’re drinking my beer, you little shit…