I am coming home to get married. Take out your checkbook.
I’m in love with a boy who is far away from me.
I am in California and he lives in New York.
We met on a dating website, became friends on Facebook, had long chats on
Whatsapp, he proposed to me on Skype and now we’ve had two months.
Of relationship through Viper. Dad, I need your blessings, good wishes, and
A big wedding.”
“Wow! Really!! Then get married on Twitter, have fun on Tango, buy
Your kids on Amazon and pay through PayPal And if you get fed up with your
Husband… Sell him on Ebay.”