Gazing into the Chrystal Ball: This actually happened

 

 

Daughter:   
“Daddy,

 


I am coming home to get married. Take out your checkbook.

I’m in love with a boy who is far away from me.

I am in California and he lives in New York.
We met on a dating website, became friends on Facebook, had long chats on

Whatsapp, he proposed to me on Skype and now we’ve had two months.
Of relationship through Viper. Dad, I need your blessings, good wishes, and
A big wedding.”

 

Father:
“Wow!  Really!! Then get married on Twitter, have fun on Tango, buy
Your kids on Amazon and pay through PayPal And if you get fed up with your
Husband… Sell him on Ebay.”

 

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About JCscuba

I am firmly devoted to bringing you the truth and the stories that the mainstream media ignores. Together we can restore our constitutional republic to what the founding fathers envisioned and fight back against the progressive movement. Obama nearly destroyed our country economically, militarily coupled with his racism he set us further on the march to becoming a Socialist State. Now it's up to President Trump to restore America to prominence. Republicans who refuse to go along with most of his agenda RINOs must be forced to walk the plank, they are RINOs and little else.
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4 Responses to Gazing into the Chrystal Ball: This actually happened

  1. Elaine Morris says:

    LOL…sell him on Ebay?

    Like

  2. Elaine Morris says:

    LOL…you do know that you could make a fortune writing comedy!

    Like

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