By Jim Campbell
February 28, 2017
Planning to mess up any event dealing with President Donald Trump is a full-time job.
Qualifications: High School Diploma, or coveted G.E.D equivalent.
Speaking English a plus,
Speaking Spanish and Ebonics (Source) likely guarantees the applicant a position.
H/T Earl for the great visual.
There have still been glitches.
You don’t want to go attend a vegan candlelight vigil and end up running into a gang of gay head-banging Antifa skaters on meth.
Call and confirm. D.C. OU812
Prior felonies and prison time will not prevent the applicant for acceptance, that would be racist, signaling plummeting numbers of Ebonics linguists.
Those involved in political sabotage, espionage and computer hacking considered a plus.
Funded by George Soros, starting pay $175K per year.
Of course, we are an Equal Opportunity Employer, we wouldn’t want to do anything illegal.