By Jim Campbell
August 24, 2016
A top secret source, (Think: General Wood), has leaked that the new vehicle will cost the taxpayers $34 billion dollars a copy.
Twenty-five will initially be made in the anticipation of multiple crashes.
The vehicle has been named “Broom Stick 1.”
With the expectation that Hillary wins the 2016 Presidential Race.
Prototype shown below.
In the highly likely event that Donald Trump will wallop her in the general election, a disgruntled voting populace will get off their couches and creates mile long lines at poling stations from coast to coast, Hillary and her spokesmen will be nowhere to be found.
A Republican spokesman requesting anonymity said the vehicle will be stored in the National Archives of course, at an additional expense to the taxpayers.