Having already downed a few power drinks, she turns around, faces him, looks him straight in the eye and says,
“Listen here, good looking. I will screw anybody, anytime, anywhere, their place, my place,
in the car, front door, back door, on the ground, standing up, sitting down, naked or with clothes on…
It doesn’t matter to me. I just love it.”
His eyes now wide with interest, he responds,
“No kidding… I’m in Government too.
Are you federal or state?”
THE END
Man! You just out-did yourself!!! GREAT!!
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Happened to me all the time until I was forced to tell them we were in a committed relationship, kiss kiss. 😉
And that of course would be with you.
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Awww, shucks…I am blushing.
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Well, ah yeah, can’t see blushing in the dark, we are all one light switch away from being Tens !
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You are sooooo bad…A GOOD BAD…and I like it!
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🙂
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