Be the first person on your block to get the new i Girlfriend 5000a

crew-22312By Jim Campbell,


This is the older version with new versions coming out all the time.

Liz Ashley

The beauty of capitalism dictates that with time they will come down in price.


Liz Ashley, left,  frequently doubles as an iGirlfriend

I paid $12,000 for mine.

It’s been a bargain at twice the price.

Let me count the ways….

  1. No costly entertainment.
  2. No need to buy jewelry or clothes.
  3. No need to go out to eat at fancy restaurants.
  4. Unlike your real wife/girlfriend or both, you can take the batteries out and shut them down.
  5. They don’t have mood swings.
  6. Unlike real girlfriends, they don’t become ill and refuse medication.


What’s not to like?



About JCscuba

I am firmly devoted to bringing you the truth and the stories that the mainstream media ignores. This site covers politics with a fiscally conservative, deplores Sharia driven Islam, and uses lots of humor to spiceup your day. Together we can restore our constitutional republic to what the founding fathers envisioned and fight back against the progressive movement. Obama nearly destroyed our country economically, militarily coupled with his racism he set us further on the march to becoming a Socialist State. Now it's up to President Trump to restore America to prominence. Republicans who refuse to go along with most of his agenda RINOs must be forced to walk the plank, they are RINOs and little else. Please subscribe at the top right and pass this along to your friends, Thank's I'm J.C. and I run the circus
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