# 9 – Pistol won’t stay under front seat.
# 8 – Engine noise drowns out the rap music.
# 7 – Pit crew can’t work on car while holding up pants at the same time.
# 6 – They keep trying to carjack Dale Earnhardt Jr.
# 5 – Police cars on track interfere with race.
# 4 – No passenger seat for the Ho.
# 3 – No Cadillac’s approved for competition.
# 2 – When they crash their cars, they bail out & run.
AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY BLACKS CAN’T BE IN NASCAR…
# 1 – They Can’t wear their helmets sideways.
LOVE IT!!
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Hmmm…Dave just might get a pass cause he’s a liberal.
We’ll just have to wait and see!
By the way, I’d love to see the walking corpse Al Sharpton or the bigoted NAACP confront this guy! Let’s see how long they’d last!
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Love it, thanks, J.C.
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